1. Me: truth or dare?

    Someone: truth

    Me: tell me who you like

    Someone: never mind, I choose dare

    Me: I dare you to tell me who you like

    Someone: fuck

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  2. 
THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG

    THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG

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  3. mpregbert:

    m-p-r-e-g-b-e-r-t:

    mpregbert:

    m-preg-bert:

    m-pregbert:

    mpregbert-:

    mpregbert:

    mpreg-bert:

    mpregbert:

    have you ever seen a bad url that has a hyphen and thought to yourself that somewhere out there somebody has the same bad url without the hyphen 

    well this is awkward

    oh my fucking god

    what’s going on here

    wow guys really?

    come on now, guys. 

    this isnt funny anymore knock it off

    dont’ get sassy with me

    I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

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  5. ikawaiiaishiteru:

im-12-and-what-is-this:

BUT THE GLOVES

DON’T QUESTION IT

    ikawaiiaishiteru:

    im-12-and-what-is-this:

    BUT THE GLOVES

    DON’T QUESTION IT

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  7. ilacktact:

This is the Slenderman’s sassy gay brother the Trenderman.

    ilacktact:

    This is the Slenderman’s sassy gay brother the Trenderman.

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  8. wvnderbar:

    i cannot read lips for the life of me and whenever someone mouths something to me i just smile, nod, and pretend to know what theyre talking about

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  10. lelubocchan:

Oh this would be awesome if I’ll be able to see it from my house. I’d get to sit outside and watch hundreds of meteors go by on my birthday//// ; v;

Awesome, but posting this on tumblr seems pointless, as if any of us went outside at all.

    lelubocchan:

    Oh this would be awesome if I’ll be able to see it from my house.
    I’d get to sit outside and watch hundreds of meteors go by on my birthday//// ; v;

    Awesome, but posting this on tumblr seems pointless, as if any of us went outside at all.

    (via leluvely)

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